CHAOSTOCOSMOS

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

Lie clocks

Set-of-Wall-Clocks-With-Another-Times_thumbA man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

.... 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice.'

'Where’s David Cameron’s clock?' asked the man.

‘Oh, that’s in Jesus’ office,’ St Peter replied.

'He’s using it as a ceiling fan.'

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