Sunday, 27 February 2011

Gay cats?


Someone once said to me that, if sex is a pain in the arse, then you’re doing it wrong, but that doesn’t exactly allow for what some term “alternative lifestyles.”

As for cats, apparently, there’s no such thing as gay cats (I asked our vet), it’s just a hierarchical thing: a sorting out of who’s who in the family pecking order.

Here’s Mico and Balu *doing it wrong* – Mico is merely trying to re-assert *ownership* of the chair that Balu just stole.

On other occasions, these boys had done this much more “anatomically correctly,” shall we say.

Of course, there’s always the possibility that one could draw the conclusion that it may simply be perfectly natural to *bat for both teams*.

Pamela is a former accountant, recovering journalist and international cat herder, disabled and chronically sick with Myalgic Encephalomyelitis, Fibromyalgia and Cervical spondylosis, fluent in three languages; English, Spanish and Rubbish. Mostly writes in the latter. She likes Genealogy, Model Railways and Cats.

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