CHAOSTOCOSMOS

Monday, 2 November 2009

A Prayer for the Stressed

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on as these may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

And help me to remember – when I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up – it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.

- Amen

Committed to what's left of my memory, thanks to Colin Davis

1 comment:

ronsrants said...

I rather like Stephen King's take on this (from Salems' Lot):-

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the good luck not to fuck up too often.


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