CHAOSTOCOSMOS

Thursday, 23 October 2008

Water, water everywhere

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Goodness knows what the obsession with water lately is about. I'm not actually aware of any risk of a tsunami in Hampshire, but, if I wet the bath (you know, as generally you do, when -if- you shower), then the bath surface and possibly the tiles around it do tend to get wet. It makes her panic: she came to me flapping because there was "water everywhere." Er, so?

When I'm cooking, if one of the chopping boards gets wet (you know, from washed ingredients), she's in there, wiping it. If, heaven forbid, the wetness strays onto the worktop, even a droplet, then this is a Level 1 Emergency.

You may as well share my frustration (the other reason for recording these things while they're fresh is because even I won't believe them later), but this is not a lucid individual, is it?

Photo: neukar75

Pamela is a former accountant, recovering journalist and international cat herder, disabled and chronically sick with Myalgic Encephalomyelitis, Fibromyalgia and Cervical spondylosis, fluent in three languages; English, Spanish and Rubbish. Mostly writes in the latter. She likes Genealogy, Model Railways and Cats.

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