CHAOSTOCOSMOS

Sunday, 24 August 2008

I'm in your retirement village ...

77152106_23b91153e8... messing with your coffin dodgers. :) 

"Blimey! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare was a boy ... You would not believe how insane my life has become. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it. I am distracted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a nuisance to the locals, my day is full to overflowing from lunchtime to way past dusk. I am not complaining though. I wish you could be here to share it. I swear on my mother's grave I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Well, I'll try. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs ..." Created using The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator (Via: Microsiervos)

Facts: I dislike tea, unlike most Brits who swim / bathe in it / consider it a cure for all ills from headache to global thermonuclear war. We have relos with the surname of Shakespeare. Insane life? Read this blog, need I say more? I'd certainly choose a much more interesting retirement village than this one, which is already referred to as the "Dead Center of the New Forest!" There might be another couple of Freudian references in there too. But I've nothing against Crocs (everso comfy and cheap, did I mention cheap?), although my mate has an entirely different opinion. What made me laugh is, as they say, "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity", or, in other words, this auto-generated nonsense is looking close to making more sense that any other post ever has on this blog! :) Oh, and chest hairs are out of fashion ... Photo: The old woman by Ross_Angus

Pamela is a former accountant, recovering journalist and international cat herder, disabled and chronically sick with Myalgic Encephalomyelitis, Fibromyalgia and Cervical spondylosis, fluent in three languages; English, Spanish and Rubbish. Mostly writes in the latter. She likes Genealogy, Model Railways and Cats.

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